Cynical

someone who always expects the worst and most selfish motives out of everyone and everything. Otherwise known as experienced.

1. These charity adverts are a great way to fleece you for all your money. Those dudes living in mud was probably 50 years ago. They have schools now. And a sewerage treatment place.

2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.

The above are cynical examples.

Cynical by Imabasketcase April 21, 2015

cynical

Not having any illusions about human nature.

I'm so cynical I don't trust furry little animals with big sad eyes.

cynical by kilgore trout December 6, 2003

cynical

A man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

Cynical person: "People always smile in front of a camera"

cynical by Dagon4 August 20, 2013

Cynical

One who knows the truth about human nature and motives. May be labeled as distrustful or paranoid by naive people.
Someone who is butthurt doesn't qualify as cynical. Neither does someone who is jaded.

I never trust strangers I meet over the Internet with personal data, no matter how unimportant said data is, call me cynical.

Cynical by Neural Blade July 9, 2010

Cynical

Your required outlook in order to post on Urban Dictionary.

I think the world is shit. That's cynical enough for urban dictionary isn't it?

Cynical by HomeParkHomer August 26, 2006

cynical

1. To be critical or faultfinding for self-amusement.

Movie critics can be quite cynical.

cynical by J.J. April 2, 2005

cynical

does not trust human nature

amanda- why do u have to be so cynical?

cynical by liz November 9, 2003