software

Pertaining to the female anatomy - Breasts, or boobs. As used in Short Circuit when Johnny #5 sees Stephanie in the bath.
"You're a different shade stephanie, oooh, nice software!" - Johnny 5
by J.J. January 24, 2005
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bendoverable

a female not up to your usual standards but still worth sticking it to.
Sally O'Malley doesn't look that hot but she's bendoverable.
by J.J. December 18, 2003
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Drunch

The act of drinking enough alcohol with your lunch that you would be considered
Drunk and forget to actually eat your lunch.
I don’t know how Margaret and Julia do it, they’re so drunch they barely ate their lunch at their table for 30 event.
by J.J. February 28, 2021
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broke bitch

Let's go to the club. I ain't got no money. Damn you a broke bitch.
by J.J. April 09, 2006
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cynical

1. To be critical or faultfinding for self-amusement.
Movie critics can be quite cynical.
by J.J. April 02, 2005
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