infuckable

Someone who's so ugly that each time you think of her, you'd puke, so you can't have sex with her, and if you have sex with her, you'd die

dude, quit thinking of that bitch, she's infuckable!

infuckable by Lol Master April 9, 2008

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unfuckableness

Noun version of unfuckable

You can't comprehend the unfuckableness of the situation.

unfuckableness by Five4321Aces August 22, 2011

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unfuckable

Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).

" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."

unfuckable by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009

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unfuckable

adj; something that is incapable of being fucked, due to repulsive appearance, physical infeasability or some social or behavioral inhibition.

The dead body decomposed to the point where it was unfuckable.

Even if he did not have an inverted penis, Joey's personality still makes him unfuckable.

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi referred to the German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-arse"

unfuckable by iamgoingtohell October 15, 2011