assfrog 

A male that gets carried away whilst indulging in anal sex.
i) Often witnessed on porn sets.
ii) Whilst performing, male will go apeshit and plunge into the unlubricated rectum of a female co-star without remorse.
iii) Behavior ends up causing off-centered penetration and blood loss of the receiving "victim".

Porn star 1: I hated that scene!
Porn star 2: Uhm....there's blood running down your leg sister....
Porn star 1: Yeah I know, that Dean is such a self centered assfrog...

assfrog by Bapao March 25, 2008

Assfog 

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.

Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!

Assfog by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

Assfrost

The condition of seating on a painfully,freezing cold toilet seat which induces serious frostbite to the buttock region.

Mom turn on the heater.I just got some serious assfrosting.

Assfrost by OFortVny January 11, 2010

assfro 

When an anus is adorned with a large quantity of curly hair.

Tom went down on Miriam with the intention of rimming her beautiful little puckering asshole only to find a stenchous hairy assfro!

assfro by brentionary March 25, 2009

Assfro 

when your ass hair is so out of control its like a safari and your dingleberries are lions

your assfro has a zoo of animals in it

Assfro by faggot May 11, 2003

Assfro 

the afro contained between your OTHER cheeks...

"Dude, that guy has a serious assfro in his crack"

Assfro by Benjamin James Thomson January 5, 2009

Assfrown 

When a girl called Saffron is realy cool, and everone thinks shes amazing.

"Wow! Look over there"
"Oh wow"
"Shes a proper Assfrown"

Assfrown by AhMazIngNess March 9, 2009