assfrog

A male that gets carried away whilst indulging in anal sex.
i) Often witnessed on porn sets.
ii) Whilst performing, male will go apeshit and plunge into the unlubricated rectum of a female co-star without remorse.
iii) Behavior ends up causing off-centered penetration and blood loss of the receiving "victim".

Porn star 1: I hated that scene!
Porn star 2: Uhm....there's blood running down your leg sister....
Porn star 1: Yeah I know, that Dean is such a self centered assfrog...

by Bapao March 25, 2008

Assfog

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.

Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!

by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

Assfrost

The condition of seating on a painfully,freezing cold toilet seat which induces serious frostbite to the buttock region.

Mom turn on the heater.I just got some serious assfrosting.

by OFortVny January 11, 2010

assfro

When an anus is adorned with a large quantity of curly hair.

Tom went down on Miriam with the intention of rimming her beautiful little puckering asshole only to find a stenchous hairy assfro!

by brentionary March 25, 2009

Assfro

when your ass hair is so out of control its like a safari and your dingleberries are lions

your assfro has a zoo of animals in it

by faggot May 11, 2003

Assfro

the afro contained between your OTHER cheeks...

"Dude, that guy has a serious assfro in his crack"

by Benjamin James Thomson January 5, 2009

Assfrown

When a girl called Saffron is realy cool, and everone thinks shes amazing.

"Wow! Look over there"
"Oh wow"
"Shes a proper Assfrown"

by AhMazIngNess March 9, 2009