Trail blazers

An NBA team located in Portland, Oregon, commonly referred to as the "Blazers." The franchise holds the longest consecutive playoff streak in history. The team is named the Trailblazers because of Lewis and Clark who passed through Oregon while exploring the West.

Dude 1: The Trail blazers are the best team in the NBA, Kevin Pritchard is a genius.
Non-Dude 2: Dude, the teams from LA are better.
Dude 1: LA sucks, you suck, your gene pool sucks.

Trail blazers by Brentford April 14, 2009

Portland Trail Blazers 

The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.

I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.

Portland Trail Blazers by Ziggmanster June 4, 2025

Tallahassee Trail Blazer 

When you have diarrhea real bad, then you take a huge shit, but don't wipe. After that you titty fuck your girl leaving a skidmark down her stomach.

After I had a bad case of the taco shits, I fucked those big ol titties, tallahassee trail blazer style.

Tallahassee Trail Blazer by Mike, Glen, Michael August 9, 2006

trail blazer 

A fart (usually the thick, persistent kind) that leaves a trail of stench behind you as you try to flee the scene

That trail blazer you let off cleared out the whole isle of star wars queers in the toy isle at Walmart!

trail blazer by PilotMike April 2, 2005

trail blazer 

A prostitute. A whore who works the ho stroll or the trail.

Look at that trail blazer getting in the car with her pimp,she looks like a skeezer

trail blazer by nunnie April 8, 2008

Trail Blazer 

While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.

That girl is a fucking trail blazer. You should have seen my apartment last night, bro.

Trail Blazer by gluckgluckcumjug March 30, 2023

Gold Trail Blazer 

The mascot of Gold Trail School and a name for Wildfires. Ironically Gold trail has a lot of wildfires.

all hail the Gold Trail Blazer

Gold Trail Blazer by DillieDillie12 March 20, 2025