billend 

Same as bellend. But this is the way Devvo says it. That chav guy off fat-pie.com

You fucking billend!

billend by Rhodri March 10, 2008

Billend 

Derived from bellend. Ideal term to describe one who acts against social norms; but without being seen as offensive to other people.

Jack's a bit of a "Billend" lately.
Not been right since his seraphina left him.

Billend by knobheadnumber1 July 22, 2010

Cheesy bellend 

Cheese like substance situated in the foreskin area of an unwashed dick. Smells like rotten cheese, looks like rotten cheese... a Cheesy Bellend

WW's bellend is damn cheesy

Cheesy bellend by dikke piele November 28, 2004

Bellend

Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.

Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.

Bellend by MaxisStrife December 24, 2015

Bilend 

('bel-end, noun) A derogatory term used sub-frequently in British culture, derived from Bell End, meaning the tip of a penis, and a usual saying of British internet star, Devvo, of Fat-pie.com

"Ya fuckin Bilend" -Devvo

Bilend by TaketheVeilCerpinTaxt September 4, 2008

Boisterous bellend 

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

Boisterous bellend by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020

bellendery 

act of indulging in behaviour typical of an extreme tosser, otherwise known as a bellend.

His demeanour was characterised by weapons grade bellendery.

bellendery by GfL March 5, 2013