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Ash Kaash
A Glizzy Goddess who has astronomically exceptional fellatio skills. A Throat Goat who has sucking abilities tantamount to that of a Dyson Hoover, fellatio that most can only dream of. Ash Kaash is a stupendously skilled individual in the profound art of fellatio. She can pull off the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo with relative ease. Skills that are attained by a significantly minimalist margin of individuals, guaranteed to make any heterosexual Homo Sapien Male ejaculate with 8 nanoseconds of application.
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
To sum it all up in one sentence. If she can do it like Ash Kaash, she’s certified wifey material.
Ash Kaash Stats:
Looks: 10/10
Head Swirling: 10/10
Tongue movement: 15/10
Eye contact: 17/10
Seductiveness: 20/10
OVERALL: ∞/10
RANK: Throat Goat
Person 1: “Yo, you heard of that Instagram dime piece Ash Kaash?”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
Person 2: “Yeah, of course. She’s a bad bitch. Best mouth I’ve ever seen on any girl. She really shows what that mouth do.”
Person 1: For sure, her head game is the best I’ve ever seen. If a nigga ever gets head like that, I’ll be sure to wife her. That’s if she don’t suck a nigga’s soul out his body!”
Ash Kaash by SDNonce1331 August 7, 2020
Ash kaash comment section
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Ash kaash comment section by jimbo343 March 7, 2021
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Kaashvi
Kaashvi is a girl who is beautiful in any way. She is very artsy and creative. Her element is usually water because of her easy flower and she can joke around. She is very carefree and if you find a friend named Kaashvi stick to her and never let go otherwise you will regret it. If you find someone named Kaashvi her smile will light you up.
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The Ash Kaash
When someone gives you the best gawk hawk 3000 of your life. Your soul gets completely sucked out. Will probably only happen once in a lifetime.
The Ash Kaash by thotbegone69 March 11, 2021