capitated

to not have ones head cut off

"Dude, did you see that guy get decapitated last night?"
"Yeah, thank God I'm still capitated"

capitated by otters128 September 7, 2016

Los Capitanes 

Canberra based ska band from Australia. Their first album was called No Butts, and their debut album is called No Fun Intended, released in 2006. Includes catchy songs such as Surfin' ACT, Scene Queen and Don't Know Jack. Most of the lyrics are satirical/sarcastic. Made up of seven talented members all from around Canberra. Commonly reffered to as Los Caps, an abbreviation of their name.

Los Capitanes rocked that show!

Los Capitanes by suicidal education August 18, 2006

Flux Capacitated 

Flux Capacitated : The extreme feeling of being totally engulfed and enthralled by the exhilarating music and lyrics of the phenom Flux Capacitor Band.

When you hear the Flux Capacitor's original songs, Dome, Moth, Monolith, Unite, Everythings Happening, Helpin You Out, on and on, you begin to become Flux Capacitated, and you begin with uncontrollable smiling, you sing, dance, flail your arms and begin to experience intense euphoric pleasure! This continues indefinately or until you experience your next Flux Capacitor Music Encounter.

Flux Capacitated by Mama Flux December 7, 2011

Cabinated Driver 

Combination of Cab driver and designated driver. Used when designated driver is too drunk to hold such responsibilities.

Jim: Yo dude you good to drive.
Fred: No I'm fucking trashed. We need to call a Cabinated Driver.

Cabinated Driver by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

capitate 

to receive head, rather than loose it
see blow job

During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.

During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.

capitate by Adrock March 7, 2004

capitard 

Donald Trump, or one who subscribes to his political philosophy.

Holy shit! I just took a dump that wants to run for office, but that has little in the way of compassion, political experience, or any understanding of what it's like not to be a wealthy white male.

It's a fucking capitard!

capitard by Anomyre May 9, 2016

capitasexual 

Attracted to money. Will have sex with anyone or anything for money.

Also known as a prostitute(capitasexualist)

Not attracted to the same sex.
May be attracted to the opposite sex.
Attracted to money and will do anything for.

You would have sex with him for $100? Man you're gay!!

No, I'm not homosexual, I'm capitasexual!

capitasexual by Scott Mielke January 15, 2008