Cruzzed 

When one is drinking and isn't quite drunk and crazy (Crunk) but they are on the borderline and therefore are crazy buzzed.

Billy: YO Nick you drunk?!
Nick: Naa i'm just a lil cruzzed.

Cruzzed by Swampasss February 21, 2008

You Got Cruzed! 

Pronounced: ('You Got Cruised!') Is a expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else without sounding like a Chav, leaving the victim speechless.

This can be used in any scenario.

Boy 1: Mum, please don't shout at me when my friends are...

Boy 1's Mum: Shut up you little shit! I can shout whenever I want!

Boy 2: You Got Cruzed!

You Got Cruzed! by natty56bp October 29, 2011

cruzed

When someone calls your wife ugly and you still kiss their ass then commit treason for them.

I totally got cruzed today at the senate.

cruzed by steverrrr January 11, 2021

Cuzzed Out

1.) To wear excessive gear that shows your a wanna-be Italian/Sicilian in the Northeastern Part of the U.S., where Cuz's (noun form) live.

2.) To speak with a heavy NY accent, while throwing out words like Mink/fangool/stoonad while not knowing what they really mean and how to spell them. (Hearing it on the Soprano's makes it ok)

3.) When your last name ends in a vowel, you know only the CHORUS to "lasciate mi cantare" and your great great grandparents came from Italy, yet you give yourself the right to being "100%" Italian.

Person A: "Yo, why Does Gino have his hair gelled, Prada sunglasses on, chain out, fila velour suit, and crisp white reebok classics on at the GYM?!"

Person B: "You know how he is, he's ALWAYS cuzzed out"

Cuzzed Out by BobbyBars July 11, 2009

cryzzed 

The act of crying and jizzing at the same time. You feel bad for the act of copulation and/or masturbation but the feeling is so striking that you can't help but expel your seed.

I was trying to enjoy The notebook but I cryzzed all over myself when they had sex the first time

cryzzed by Immadafreakinpope July 8, 2009

crazzedllama 

term for a player on Xbox Live Halo 2- usually associated with terrible gameplay combined with idiotic actions

Man My teamates cost me the game, it was like playing with 3 Crazzedllamas.

crazzedllama by SoAznItHurts November 12, 2006

cruzed

Seeing porn on your twitter feed because someone else liked it

"I got cruzed today, it was lesbian porn too!"

cruzed by Babymamamams September 13, 2017