Herpalerps 

Another word for herpes, used specifically to make fun of someones outbreak.

"Oh man, look at Molly's face, she's got the herpalerps all over her mouth."

Herpalerps by Soundwav87 February 18, 2008

HerpAlert 

An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.

Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.

HerpAlert by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

herpaderping 

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.

Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!

herpaderping by nemxomen November 25, 2013

herpaslerp 

When Someone wraps his dick in toilet paper and shoves it in a goat that craves mineral while speaking like a hindu

Wow yesterday Nick herpaslerped with Marco and two goats. I posted a link earlier

herpaslerp by Shhshshsha December 26, 2014

herpaderp 

someone who is often made fun of due to her stupidity and obliviousness to her surroundings, is always the topic of any joke, gets made fun of constantly, trips and screams at least 200 times per day, is scared of feet. She's a total fuck but is loved by her group of friends :)

Herpaderp watch out for that door!

herpaderp by gewber09 November 23, 2010

Herpaderp 

An expression made to mock the stupidity of others.

Joey: "Oh, wait... So you can't walk on the clouds?"
Steve: "Herpaderp!"

Herpaderp by MystM August 7, 2013

Herpaleptic 

A human or animal, who, at first, acquires Herpes... but they don’t stop there. Once the Herpes has been accepted by the host, they dive right into being diagnosed with Epilepsy.

My damn Herpaleptic cat is savage. ...I never know if he’s going to Brag about his Herpes, or use his Epilepsy diagnosis as an excuse to take Phenobarbital.

Herpaleptic by Blisstastic May 29, 2018