death 

an excuse to get out of work

death

death by mlkdj October 11, 2009

death 

the cure for life

death by wouldnt you like to know August 20, 2003

death 

1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire.

2. Like sleep, only more permanent.

3. Sleep's cousin.

1. Joe got hit by a bus and caught death.

2. Mom: O, Jimmy, grandma isn;t sleeping, she's dead!
Jimmy: Nooooooo!

3. Sleep: Hi, Death!
Death: Yo wusup?
Sleep: Want to come over? I have some Tim Burton movies u might like.
Death: SWEET! K I'll b ther in an hour.
Sleep: K.

death by the pwn3r March 5, 2007

Death 

One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA

You could die at IKEA

Death by Triple J May 1, 2005

death 

noun;
the sweet release from this painful and utterly pointless life

She can't wait for death to release her from this painful and utterly pointless life.

death by everything's been used February 21, 2018

death 

The only guaranteed part of life.

Death is just a part of life.

death by The_James March 25, 2008

Death 

Something you wouldn't want to happen to you, unless your suicidal. Death is when yoy die. The end of your life, your whole body shuts down. What I really hate though, is nobody can tell you what death is like, because they are already dead!

Person #1:There is so much death happening in the world today.

Person #2: I know, its kinda depressing. :

Death by Krazy Kazooie June 20, 2010