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Mancamping 

A camping trip where only gay or curious straight men go camping without sleeping bags for the purpose of sleeping inside of each other.

In order to mancamp properly you must only sleep inside of another man. No sleeping bags allowed, only penal/rectal heat and friction can be used for heating purposes. A Hot Carl or Golden Shower can only be used in life and death situations for heating.
When the 19 year old whores asked if they could go camping with Brian, he replied, "Sorry girls, we are going MANCAMPING. The only ass I want to sleep in is MAN-ASS!! We will snuggle up all night and sleep inside of each other!"
Mancamping by Aaron Neff February 8, 2008
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Mancamping 

A badass outdoor activity for those confident in their heterosexuality to partake in. Chilling in the backyard of someone or guerilla camping with improvised shelter. Often accompanied by movie watching and/or copious amounts of alcohol and firearms or airsoft guns. Affirming your manliness through survival skills + catching food is a plus.
After our backpacking trip up the AT had to be scrapped because Bob had drill for his job in the 19th Special Forces Group we ended up mancamping on his 10 acre property and built a trick lean-to to keep out the snow.
Mancamping by PvtParts August 22, 2012

ManCamping 

Extreme camping, misadventures and shenanigans that can only occur when men get together and are left unsupervised with large volumes of alcohol.

Camping without essential equipment, due to intoxicated planning or total lack there of.
How did the axe end up through your leg? Well... We were ManCamping when....
ManCamping by Davey1976 September 17, 2017

Machamping

Jacking off with the use of four hands.
Marcus and Ramon were machamping Altaire. He said it was four times the intensity.
Machamping by TripleXXX January 14, 2015

southern manscaping 

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.
Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape

manscaping 

to groom a man. Shaving, waxing, cleaning up the superfluous fur.
Hey, Jethro, isn't it time to do a little manscaping?
manscaping by Summersong June 9, 2005

mancaving 

The act of going to one's home (preferably basement) and engaging a session of video gaming and/or movie watching.

The man cave originates from the word man, which is us, and cave, which is an opening used as a dwelling in ancient times.
"Man cave? Man cave."

"To the man cave!"

"Up for some mancaving tonight?"

"I could really use some man cave right about now!"

"We were mancaving until the pizza showed up."
mancaving by saclingeh February 18, 2008