shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.

"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"

shit-faced by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004

shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.

Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

shit-faced by Fucking ass's already using my name September 17, 2005

shit-faced

having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.

John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into

shit-faced by Drunken Joe October 3, 2006

Shit-faced

1) Drunk as an Irishman on St. Patty's Day

2) Stoned out of your mind

The mo fo was so shit-faced that he brought a squirt-gun to school and yelled "I have a bomb bitches!!"

Shit-faced by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

Shit-Faced

When you lie to your little brother and tell him your out of toilet paper and have to use his face to wipe the shit off your ass.

Dude I thought we were out of toilet paper but i guess not so i guess i didnt need to shit-face you.

Shit-Faced by Nate G. March 11, 2005

shit-faced

totally drunk - just submitting for the quote below.

"Am I shit-faced yet?" (Arnold in 'Twins')

shit-faced by dr. sausage September 29, 2007

Shit-Faced

Too drunk to move or talk.

Yo dis bitch is shit-faced let's get outta hea bfo she try ta pull a exorsist on us.

Shit-Faced by Da PACMAN September 16, 2005