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stash lash and gash

The three main elements of expenditure for a Uni lad. Typically, how his student loan will be spent.
Can't believe I spent all my loan on stash lash and gash already..

Good lad.

Bangers and gash

I bet she serves up lovely bangers and gash.
Bangers and gash by Copywriter? April 30, 2016

Bangers and gash

I bet she serves up lovely bangers and gash.
Bangers and gash by Copywriter? April 30, 2016

gashnitzed and gashnizzled 

when something is all fouled up or has gone completely awry
“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”