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Tuluminati 

An ironic, self-imposed title for the privileged hippies that came to gentrify Tulum Mexico.

They were the ones that posted instagrams of themselves dancing in "fire ceremonies" to shamanic house music on the beach while wearing mumus and doing K. They stayed in rooms that cost $1000 a night and "worked" as influencers who were just so #blessed to be there. Unfortunately, the tuluminati aesthetic was exposed in 2015 for gentrification and now #tulumisdead. But watch out, the tuluminati are still out there and on the prowl for a new beach town to overrun.
*snorts cocaine

"I can't wait for my trip to Tulum, I want to get a video of me wearing my burning man outfit while running through the jungle and splashing into the ocean, i'm gonna caption it #tuluminati. And then tomorrow, i'm gonna post a picture of me doing yoga on the beach and caption it #grateful. Ugh i love my life"
Tuluminati by revesdemoi December 3, 2019
Related Words
tuklu Tuklemekk tukus Tulu Tullulah Tukuatundus Tulku tullu tulum tulumesque

TULUM-TOOLATE 

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
TULUM-TOOLATE by sylar1 January 6, 2022

tukus pilgrim 

a pilgrim who rips nasty peacock toots in the direction of the marmaduke community.
dude 1: eww that baked bean meal i had really doens't agree with me right now *rips a very nasty fume*

dude 2: damn!!! hold that ripe stuff in please! there's other people here... without gas masks on!

: i feel better now that i released that stinky dora
dude 2: *pukes*dude 1
tukus pilgrim
tukus pilgrim by tukus pilgrim July 23, 2012

Tukums BBQ 

Sometimes gay people/non-traditionals have a tendency of catching on fire in the Latvian town of Tukums.
"Hey, what's that smell?"
"Oh that's just a burning gay guy from the Tukums BBQ!"
Explicit word used to express high level of discomfort and frustration. Tul means vagina and upit means a local food delicacy ... the combination works out just perfect... like a hotdog representing vagina or a cameltoe
"sari aagi bowl mado tulupit"
"Macha that guy will never turn up on time da, tulupit fellow"
Tulupit by terminator123 November 14, 2011
Tukur is a guy that's handsome,strong,kind and patient
The former emperor was known as Tukur
Tukur by J Rodriguez 2512 May 15, 2019