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green ninja 

n. 1. A moron; one lacking the necessary cerebral capacity to formulate coherent thought.
2. A witless boob.
I can't believe he said that. What a green ninja.
green ninja by Sendark April 25, 2005

green ninja 

1)An idiot of unimaginable stupidity.

2)A complete retard.

3)More likely then not, a wannabe asian.
green ninja by Squidi.net/forum April 25, 2005

green ninja 

The untmost elite of newbies. The omninoob. Probably grew up really sheltered. One lacking in common sense or culture to the degree that he/she could be classified as being "skilled like ninja" at being a greenhorn. The proverbial 40-year-old virgin.
You don't know how to pump gas? You've never heard of Bruce Campbell? You've never played spin the bottle?? You're such a green ninja!
green ninja by Jeth September 6, 2005

green ninja 

A better version of a ninja - it's green. Found in the forests of Africa. Considered a "n00b" for not being public enough.
Jon: God You are SUCH a green ninja!

God: Hey...watch what you say Jon.

*slice*

God: Jon? Jon???
green ninja by The Green Ninja January 12, 2008

green ninja 

when somone is smoking a blunt and they are letting the smoke sit in their mouth you sneak up on them n suck the smoke out of their mouth.
dood when im high i turn into a green ninja.

green.ninja 

the cutest boy ninja around. he will fill you with passion, and youll burst. Because he is bomb. His techniques include: dancing, giving compassion, and knowing how to make the ninjas smile. Pride and joy is where youll find this ninja. Warning: he will cut you up when he is not joyus, hes been cuttin since the age of three so beware.
give green.ninja a line, and he'll give you a friendship.
green.ninja by steve November 3, 2004