Batey 

A rather posh, old-fashioned way of expressing someone's unhappiness. The closest equivalents would be CROSS or MAD.

From the Derek & Clive album "Ad Nauseam" (1978) :

CLIVE:
Oh, gosh! 'Oh! I'm done for!' I thought: 'Crumbs! If I go to Sir's study he'll get jolly BATEY and probably do all sorts of things'. And when we got in there he said, "I'm jolly cross with you .....for looking at, at Wiggins playing with his willy!"

Batey by CrazyToad August 5, 2018

batey 

meaning both kinky and slightly dirty, the first use of this word I encountered was in the "Tank Girl 2" graphic novel.

"- Oh Booga you dumb shit, can't you feel that immense rush of sexual healing?..

- Oooh?! Yes that is rather batey! Oooooh? AAH!..."

batey by k3ik0 February 24, 2005

batey 

penis with ears

batey by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Batey 

Batey, meaning obvious trick or prank, the person that falls for a 'batey' is gullable or niave, in my personal experience they are usually fat or spotty.

'To fall for a Batey' meaning to fall for an obvious prank or trick.

Batey by JA1 January 6, 2008

Batey 

A kid with a HUGE nose and a prepubescent girlfriend who eats things that don't belong to her, and has been known to lay a Jew egg or two from time to time.

The other day, I ran into Batey, and his Jewish Girlfriend stole my jewelry.

Batey by Shawn Batey August 4, 2007

batey 

morgin rader iz gay and he likes little
boiys

batey by john batey January 30, 2003

Batey 

If someone I'd doing something risky or too obvious.

Dan: "We can smoke a bong and a few J's here."
George: "Nah that's batey as fuck."

Batey by Sa-Fire December 13, 2014