That creaking, groaning, almost explosive movement of the stomach or bowels either due to a tense situation or pre-diarrhea stage due to something you ate or just having a shit filled situation.
This the term given to the replica version of Jesus Christ and his followers, due to sinners and their manipulation for self-benefiting gains. Also a term to describe the opposite behaviour of the original Jesus Christ.
“Beegeesus loves me” Jesus doesn’t even know you!
After being attacked and followed by religious sects and their followers in search of the blood for cleansing their sins. “They scare the beegeesus out of me”