The 3s

This means that the person has exactly three people watching you, not including themself. This is was originally by FBI, Secret Service, and Marines. But has recently been adapted to Thug slang. In the case of Thug slang, it means that the person has back up...

"Ya'll hear about The 3s?"

"Watch out for The 3s."

The 3s by Bryan3s October 25, 2005

the 3 s's 

shit shower and shave

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.

the 3 s's by Jesus January 11, 2004

The 3 S's 

1. to Shit, Shower, Shave.
2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.

"Let's hit that gongshow you were talking about last night."
"Sure, but let me do the 3 S's first."

The 3 S's by the product August 14, 2005

The 3some plus rule

Having sexual relations with a female and her friend is always acceptable as long as the total score of said bitches hotness equals 10 or more.

The 3some plus rule

While having sex with a 9, one only needs to include a 2 or greater to make said intercourse awesome and braggable.

Coversely, having sex with a 5 and a 4 is just average and the particapator should be ridiculed for banging 2 Gremlins.

In extreme situations the hotness scale can be ignored for certain features such as huge tits or no gag reflex. Of course these attributes must be reviewed by a panel of your peers.

The 3some plus rule by dirkdiggler9969 May 4, 2009

the 3 S's and a haircut 

shit, shower and shave (in that order) with a haircut following the shit.

Johnny: You're looking good today

Martin: Thanks man did the 3 S's and a haircut by midday.

the 3 S's and a haircut by Bob Martin's Martini March 5, 2013

The 3 S's 

Supper, Sex, & Silence... as defined by Chris Rock

"...All a man wants is the three S's!!! Supper, sex, and silence!!! In other words, FEED ME, F*CK ME, and SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!" - Chris Rock

The 3 S's by Scrill September 13, 2005

The 3 S’s 

Shit, shower, shave. The morning ritual that helps men start their day. A time honored tradition that must be performed in this order to achieve maximum freshness.

When you wake up in the morning feeling like shit, take a shit. Then shower, then shave. That’s the 3 S’s.

The 3 S’s by Howimetyourgrandma April 12, 2020