1. noun- a great new york knickobocker. One of his greatest moments was when he went up for a dunk & his penis fell out of his shorts. Therefore the "urban legend" was started that Patrick Ewing, till this day, tapes his gigantic, mamoth penis to his leg, inorder to protect it from
falling out of his
short shorts. That is another reason why b-ball players stopped wearing
short shorts
2.adj- derives from the noun "Patrick Ewing & refers to his huge shlong.