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Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.
"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
Hipsterbation by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012

hipsternation 

Noun: a state of confusion and dismay that occurs when a hipster realizes what they are.
A hipster on the road to recovery will typically stop at hipsternation.

Hipsternation can lead to a reaffirmation of hipsteric tendencies combined with mainstream culture to create a hybrid hipster (i.e. hipster-hopper, hipster-gangsta, etc.)
hipsternation by SaltySand October 26, 2010

Hipsterfication 

Hipsterfication; a process whereby a bunch of tools, posing as cools, invade an area and turn it into stupidville.
The Hipsterfication Echo Park, while disgusting, has add the benefit of reducing crime, and bring more police attention to gangs in that area. While overall this is a good thing, I believe that over time the hipsters will prove to be much harder to endure than any street gang
Hipsterfication by cliffj August 30, 2013

Hipsterbation

The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts.
Hipsterbation:
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
-phone call-
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
-hang up-
George: So what's he doing?
John: Hipsterbating.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026