montard 

a cross between a retard and a moron.

"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"

montard by karlie5691 December 8, 2007

Montard 

A hospital worker stupid and lazy enough to build a ramp on the wrong side of house.

Look what the montards did with the wheelchair ramp! It runs right into the wall!

Montard by Prince Namor July 20, 2009

Montard 

combination of having the mondays and feeling mentally retarded

nothing is going right today! I feel like a Montard.

Montard by Reintard June 10, 2011

mortard 

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

motarded

Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.

Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

motarded by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008

motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

motarded by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

mongtard 

A combination of "Mong", (meaning a total idiot) and "Retard". General useage as an insult.

1) You're a total mongtard!
2) What a mongtard!

mongtard by SpasmicPuppy January 19, 2004