nump 

A mix of 'nap' and 'dump'. The act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. Often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.

I was so hung over I took 3 numps today.
-or-
He's so lazy, he numps more than he works.

nump by Spanky Shmanky November 12, 2005

nump 

The french translation:
chier+sieste = chieste
(pronounced shee-eh-ste)

Bon, je vais prendre un chieste.
OK, I'm going to take a nump.

nump by macdumpy November 28, 2007

nump 

the dude that sings the nutshack's theme (dead meme)

nump: it's the nutshack!
i got grapes, whatcha watching son?

nump by FlashlightMemelord March 3, 2018

Nump 

When you accidentally nap in the middle of taking a dump

Bro : "Dude I just had the best nump!"
Dude: "The best WHAT!?"
Bro: "NUMP! I worked a 10 hour shift and ate Taco Bell on the way home, then fell asleep on the toilet. Let's rage!"

Nump by Zappbrito April 19, 2018

nump 

The act of wearing "Nothing Under My Pants".

Man... I'm goin nump.

nump by Mella-bella April 13, 2008

Nump 

1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.

"Dude, let's go nump the shit outta that fuck!"

Nump by NumetalFag July 9, 2009

nump 

a word used to in any sentence describe anything at any timt

what the nump is going on?

that was numping awesome!

HOLY NUMP!

I don't feel so nump today.

nump by chillenchoclate December 1, 2009