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ape drape 

hair style enjoed by many, for good reason. Often thought to be communist in nature, is in reality rusticly urbanized. Also known as a mullet. Bears strong resemblane to a shag carpet cut with a weedwacker.
I've got an ape drape, yes I do
They're giving one to everyone, that means you

-vandals
ape drape by pEz805 March 23, 2004
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Ape Drape 

A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.
I burned all photos of me in eighth grade because I was sporting an ape drape.
Ape Drape by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
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Ape Drape 

"it's short in front and long in back!" ~Vandals
Ape Drape by m0sher September 26, 2003

Ape drape 

Not to be confused with the mullet, an ape drape is a similar hairstyle. They are both short in the front and long in the back. In comparison, an ape drape is longer than a Norco Neckwarmer, which is longer than a mullet.
You can go to Riverside and get one, too. Then you’ll have an ape drape like I do.
Ape drape by Jinx_Defusing November 7, 2021
a mullet hair style. see also: camaro cut, 10-90, and hockey hair.
Look at the redneck with the apedrape driving that nova.
Apedrape by Anonymous March 9, 2003
Man with massive shlong.
See also : Big Dick McGee
Apedrape by Anonymous February 13, 2003

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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