longfish 

a penis, johnson; "that certain part of the male anatomy."

"Stop sitting on my lap, you are crushing my longfish."

longfish by kerry and dan November 18, 2007

Lungfish 

When someone is being lame, depressed or gay.

Wheres John?
He is at home lungfishing cuz his girlfriend broke up with him.

-You coming to the game?
No

- You lungfish

Lungfish by Berry MeCockinher July 23, 2010

Lungfish 

When you take to big of a hit from a smoking device and start coughing hard.

Dude I lungfished so hard last night that my head still hurts.

Lungfish by Tadpoled January 21, 2023