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Penstruation
Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.
"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"
"Oh, the guy, of course."
"Oh, the guy, of course."
Penstruation by jacandy December 30, 2011
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Blumpkin Pinata
The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011
Piñata Immigration Reform
Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
Piñata Immigration Reform by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013
droppin pins
"Checking in" on facebook from your smart phone. It "drops a pin" on the timeline map, showing where you are. Some people try to "drop as many pins" as possible over the weekend, so others think they have a really active social life.
Maria: I can't wait to go on vacation to New Orleans next week.
Tammy: Me neither! I'll be droppin pins all over the Gulf shore!
Tammy: Me neither! I'll be droppin pins all over the Gulf shore!
droppin pins by Vitamin Tee November 10, 2012
pinetang
This definition was inspired by my Lady putting to test whether or not the scientific claim about how a woman, who repeatedly consumes pineapple 🍍, will undergo a perceivable shift in the biochemistry of her nectar, is indeed valid. Yes, after merely 2 weeks' time, her already-heavenly-blissful secretions HAVE taken on a different (more aqueous) composition/texture, a bit of a more faint coloration, AND an even-sweeter taste!!! Yes, the already-legendary "poontang" truly has a new, more-enjoyably-sweet-tasting version! This entirely-welcome, delightful twist wasn't at all difficult to bring to fruition (no pun intended)!
On this virtually solar-hot Summer day, NOTHING could more suitably slake my thirst than a healthy does of her luscious pinetang!!
pinetang by Eminentissimo May 16, 2023
Himalayan Pinstripe
When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body. Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.
Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?
Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...
Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...
Himalayan Pinstripe by Mjolnir12982 June 15, 2016