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Rice pudding

When a dude creampies a chick and is forced to eat her out after.

Said another way: when a male cums in a chick and then eats the cum out of her pussy.
Dude! I’d do dirty, dirty things to to that broad. Rice pudding.

rice pudding

what happens when you try to tweak 500 horsepower out of a car that only weighs 500 pounds

(or what happens to your motorcyle when you go 200mph on highways designed for cars doing 65)
did you see that rice-rocket?

rice pudding you mean.

totally.
rice pudding by dave cole April 14, 2005

rice pudding

When something exiting happens and it makes your body contract in diffrent places and say:iiiii
Iva! He texted me! I m feeling so rice pudding!
rice pudding by Neverbeu December 6, 2019

Rice Pudding

A dessert made from rice, milk, sugar and raisins.
Fuck Abbie! Put some raisins in the rice pudding!…
Rice Pudding by JoveInvictus March 1, 2022

dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.
"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding. 

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.
Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.