panda express 

A restuarant serving food to average, American caucasian families who think they are "adventorous" by eating "authentic" Chinese food.

Chinese guy: I can't go to your house because I am having dinner in a Chinese restuarant.
White kid: ZOMG!! I LOOOOOOOOVE CHINESE FOOD. I LIKE EAT PANDA EXPRESS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!! ORANGE CHICKEN ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

panda express by Kanorfsky January 15, 2007

Panda Express 

The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.

Welcome to Panda Express. What entre would you like? Orange Chicken. Si Senor.

Panda Express by sgman69 June 1, 2011

Panda Express 

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

Panda Express by Chris October 27, 2008

panda express 

fast food Chinese restuarant. delicious food and good service. kung pao chicken with steamed rice=yummy goodness

Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Panda Express!!!!!!!!

panda express by SexyLexie August 21, 2007

panda express 

Delicious Chinese food found in many mall food courts. nothing like ham fried rice and orange chicken with some sweet and sour pork. mmm mm good

"Hey wanna go get some panda?"
"Yes. Yes I do."

panda express by Panda_Enjoyer September 14, 2005

Panda Express 

The Panda Express is a risque sexual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners breasts. Next he spits up his Chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her breasts together and eats his Chinese delight.

Guy- Hey, are you hungry?

Girl- Yeah, I'm starving! I could go for some Panda Express right now!

Panda Express by 69_yessss November 28, 2009

Panda Express 

A racist remark towards Asian people, usually to mock their style of eating with chop sticks and rice bowls.

Person 1: Want to go to the mall?

Person 2: Sure, but I'm going to Panda Express later.

Person 1: WTF dude, are you racist or something?

Person 2: What, I just said I'm going to Panda Express.

Person 1: Look up what Panda Express means before you say that in public.

Panda Express by StealthBlackHand March 21, 2009