Bobbiteer

Based on Lorena Bobbitt, a Bobbitteer is a woman that will penis your dick off if you piss her off enough

I pissed off my wife wife and was afraid she'll turn into a Bobbiteer and chop my dick off when I sleep.

by LostSoulColo69 February 5, 2018

Bobbiter

One who violently removes a Membrum virile ( penis ) in a violent manner as an act of personal revenge

There is clearly a serial bobbiter on the loose

by serendipitous October 18, 2012

Bobbity bobbities

Breasts. Nice ones.

Man, look at those bobbity bobbities!

by Brentus August 23, 2005

bobbilee

Living the dream! Awesomeness! One cool person! She Rocks!

Bobbilee is amazing!

by BL258 January 13, 2017

bobbitten

When a man or woman bits off a mans penis.

Karen: I bit off Jerry's dick and swallowed it whilst giving him head last night. It was delightful
Sally: Woah! I shall bobbitten Gerald tonight. Should be a good laugh

by Chompers March 9, 2015

Bobbitted

The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).

Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!

by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019

BOBBITTED

CUTTING OFF A DUDE'S JUNK AND TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW.

VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN

THE SOLUTION TO AVOID SEEING PETE WENTZ'S COCK ALL THE DAMN TIME IS TO HAVE HIM BOBBITTED.

by HUEG August 19, 2008