wetawt 

A funny way of saying "retard".

Kyle: "Hey Dana! You dropped your pocket again!"
Dana: "Stop it, guys! I'm not a wetawt!"

wetawt by shoobedoo August 1, 2007

Wetation 

The act of getting a girl wet, without touching.

His car was so nice, it was instant wetation.

Wetation by CurvyPickle May 12, 2019

wetawded 

By definition wetawded is an adjective used to describe someone or something that is not working correctly or at full potential. Usually this is brought on by lack of sleep, illness, or by use of alcohol or drugs. However, it can be used to describe the effects a mood has on a person as well. Most commonly it is used as a silly way to point out self-retardation on a subject, or a temporary state of not understanding something due to one of the above reasons.

Coming from the original word 'retard', or 'retarded', wetawd or wetawded may take it's place in any sentence. It is used to 'poke fun' at it's mother word 'retard'. By doing so it is not as offensive or harsh. It also implies a sense of irony, in that you are too retarded to actually pronounce the word correctly.

You may also use the word wetawd when watching someone do something really, really stupid.

1) I cannot function today I am totally wetawded. 2)What's wrong with you? Are you a wetawd? 3) Get a clue and stop being such a wetawd. 4) I am not wetawded... at least not yet. 5) What the **** is wrong with that guy? What a total wetawd!

wetawded by Melikamail July 5, 2009

wetawdid 

retarded as fuck, good to say when ur stoned... gets u laughing

dyamn hes wetawdid

wetawdid by Katherine June 20, 2004

Wetates 

Wetates is a godlike person who is better than Bananaz at Minecraft. Many people now down to him as a religion and watch his web show.

“Have you seen Wetates?”

Wetates by Shhhdhdhhshsbsbshsjsb April 5, 2021

wetawd 

when a person types "wetawd" in the chat that means that they're gay and they wish to suck their own dick, also they're from netherlands the gayest country on the planet.

Skype message from JAY - wetawd

wetawd by Chicken3 June 13, 2018

sofa king wetarted

I don't get it...

sofa king wetarted ... I don't get it...

sofa king wetarted by terryzz February 17, 2009