Colignia 

Deriving from the Latin Words: Lignum and Colligio

Colignia : nf. Plywood, fiberboard, particleboard, etc., or a collection of such materials; (slang) an erection constricted by exceptionally tight or close-fitting underwear or trousers

Dude, I’m wearing these damned nuthuggers, and when I saw Tracy lean over the copy machine this morning I got the worst colignia ever.

Combination of L. colligio “to compress” and lignum “wood”. Coligniae (pl.); coligniofic (adj.)

Colignia by Ryan Doss May 25, 2007

Colognial Soldier 

When you fart on your wrist and ask someone to smell your cologne and you put out your wrist for them to smell.

Guy 1: Hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)

Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!

Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!

Colognial Soldier by Dookiejuice March 9, 2013

colognialist 

(noun) a person (esp. of the male persuasion) who wears excessive amounts of cologne on a regular basis.

Etymology: Stems from "colonialist".

Did you smell John last night? He's such a colognialist!

colognialist by Dushkin November 14, 2006