Colignia

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Deriving from the Latin Words: Lignum and Colligio

Colignia : nf. Plywood, fiberboard, particleboard, etc., or a collection of such materials; (slang) an erection constricted by exceptionally tight or close-fitting underwear or trousers

Dude, I’m wearing these damned nuthuggers, and when I saw Tracy lean over the copy machine this morning I got the worst colignia ever.

Combination of L. colligio “to compress” and lignum “wood”. Coligniae (pl.); coligniofic (adj.)

Colignia by Ryan Doss May 25, 2007

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Colognial Soldier

When you fart on your wrist and ask someone to smell your cologne and you put out your wrist for them to smell.

Guy 1: Hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)

Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!

Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!

Colognial Soldier by Dookiejuice March 9, 2013

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Colignia • colognialist • Colognial Soldier

colognialist

(noun) a person (esp. of the male persuasion) who wears excessive amounts of cologne on a regular basis.

Etymology: Stems from "colonialist".

Did you smell John last night? He's such a colognialist!

colognialist by Dushkin November 14, 2006

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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