Mom's gonna punt you to the moon 

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

Cunt blunt punt stunt 

When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!

I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.

Cunt blunt punt stunt by joshfo August 23, 2012

Punt Short People Day 

When you don't want to wait for Throw Short People Day

"I can't wait for Throw Short People Day"
"Today is Punt Short People Day!"

Punt Short People Day by cucoshorty December 24, 2021

punt slab 

oral sex

"she in there punt slabbin his dick."

punt slab by noixz January 15, 2009

scrote punt

A swift, well placed kick to the scrotum. Similar to the cunt punt.

Kyle, I am going to scrote punt you out of the car.

scrote punt by Eatis November 21, 2005

skull punt 

Kicking or putting the boots to a stupid persons head!

I'm going to hook up Gary Gray with a skull punt!

skull punt by Vertical Kamae February 14, 2017

Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

Yer maw punts coonsil by purefanny565 February 3, 2017