penis platter 

A derogatory term for poorly cooked beef.

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.

penis platter by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008

Penis Patter 

Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.

"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."

Penis Patter by InsignisMemoria March 29, 2016

penis plater 

A person, usually of the younger generation, lurking around on there P plates.

That penis plater just cut me off! What a prick

penis plater by BOD August 27, 2003

penis plater 

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.

Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.

penis plater by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

Plaster of Penis 

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.

Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis

Plaster of Penis by simikis October 16, 2007

Plaster of Penis 

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.

"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."

Plaster of Penis by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Planter's Penis 

A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.

Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!

Planter's Penis by Deutsch January 6, 2003