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Originally: to "Stand There and Look Pretty"

Used in it's most primitive context, to describe members of bands who fake their instument playing skills.

Modernly, stalp is refered to as hardcore sexual activity.
"The boy in that band is so cute. Too bad he STALPs"
"Hey, baby, how about we get out of here and stalp?"
STALP by Betsie Page December 26, 2008
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Indian Scalp Massage 

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.
I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."
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STALP Stalphin stale Scalper scalping Stal scalp stahp stalefish stalemate
A minecraft music disc, which is hated by the twitch streamer Jschlatt, but loved by the youtube Antvenom.
Stal by Wildreaper924 May 31, 2019

stale smoke

When ur rippin bong in a sesh and leave some smoke in the bong and then pass the piece to the next person in the sesh. If you are on the receiving end of the pass, you better get that stale outta the bong before it contaminates ur ass.
Bro are u serious, finish ur rip! You keep leaving stale smoke (or stale) in the bong!
stale smoke by nostale_justmango October 26, 2017

salpremacy

the religion & faith of sal from impractical jokers founders are lyndsey yanich and ismery bonilla
hey, are you a follower of salpremacy?
salpremacy by Ismery April 10, 2021
The scum of the Earth who are too incapable to get an actual job
This scalper dickhead just made this prices of Nintendo Switch’s triple
Scalper by MikeMillion July 16, 2020

Layne Staley 

An amazing singer and songwriter. You can get lost in his voice and u can cry when u hear the lyrics. He is the lead singer of a wonderful band called Alice in chains. He has suffered from drug addiction most of his life and many of the songs he wrote were about his Struggling . He died from an O.D and was found on the couch 2 weeks later, when his body began to decompose. It's really sad that such talent has gone to waste but he will always be remembered by his fans and will always live through his music that will be there forever.
"Goin' down the steps on a white line
Straight to nowhere"
"Black is all I feel, so this is how it feels to be free"