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Gobstoppers

#1: Another name for jawbreakers.

#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.
The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.
Gobstoppers by Sid Barrett August 8, 2007
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Using your nuts as a couple of gobstoppers
She was sucking my gobstoppers so hard that if they weren't in my sack she would of swallowed them both.
gobstoppers by muffmeister April 16, 2015

gobstoppers

tiny dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm black.
nigga that asian has a gobstopper!
gobstoppers by Alexandra April 2, 2005

Good gobstoppers 

Courtney: HAHAHAHAHam
wow
i wrote ham.
go me.

Ryan: Good gobstoppers.
Good gobstoppers by G I Jew392 November 9, 2010

Saharan Gobstopper 

A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.
My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.
Saharan Gobstopper by SaharanPrince September 16, 2018

Australian Gobstopper 

Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.
Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.

gobstopper weed 

(Noun.) - Particular strands of cannabis that are plagued by their moist buds that decrease in quantity when put through grinders and burn forever in blunts or bowls .
Pablo: We've got ten people and only enough bud for 1 bowl pack in the cobra.
George: Don't worry we got that gobstopper weed
Diego: Brilliant.