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Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.
-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.
Frankenpiss by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009

frankenpussy 

pussy so large and monster like, you just know it is several pussies sewn together
Dude, that bitch had a frankenpussy
frankenpussy by jonmic66 January 29, 2007

Frankenese 

A dialect of English spoken by people named Frank, which is generally indicipherable to fellow participants in the discussion.
I followed him right up until the end, when he slipped into Frankenese.

Frankentits 

Breasts that have been surgically enlarged unnecessarily for purely selfish, vain, reasons -an act most men find to be very misleading and dishonest, an act that totally ruins a breast in the minds of men, because the wonderful shape and feel of a natural breast of any natural size and shape, is one of lifes sweet wonders, a botched boob job: "the scar tissue around the areola and the unusually curved bumps on her chest made me want to heave"
Seen on many C D and lower grade Celebrities, desperately trying to reverse the ravages of father time, sadly becoming more and more prevalent in more and more communites, Most porn stars and real estate agents in and around major capitol cities see them as an investment giving scant regard as to the long term consequences See Dolly Parton, See Dolly Buster" Will you look at the frankentits on that Stripper! you can see all the scars! Aaaaaaaargh!"
Frankentits by Bosombuddy June 11, 2006

frankenputer 

(N.) A computer pieced together from parts of several systems
My friend Josh needed a computer, so I made him a frankenputer from the scrap parts out in my garage.
frankenputer by Nick Newman February 3, 2004

frankenesque 

Of or pertaining to, Victor Frankenstein's monster from the book of the same title.
The gigantic handprints on the corpse would have struck me as frankenesque, if they hadn't been on the corpse's penis.
frankenesque by SCHiBER February 13, 2005