Werp 

A friendly greeting exchange commonly used within the farming and building industries.

Originating on the Isle of Wight the word has now entered the electrical industry in the westend of london and is gathering pase.

The word was first used as an exchange between an elderly cyclist and some builders accompanied by a had hand gesture.

A slight nod can be a nice accomplishment to this exchange.

Pig Farmer 1: Werp

Pig Farmer 2: Werp!

Werp by Badgerfarming April 29, 2010

Werp 

The sound a porpoise makes

I just heard some porpoises werp

Werp by Ur mom mai April 11, 2020

Werp 

The act of engaging in text-based erotic roleplay during working hours.

"I apologise boss, I only partially completed my deadlines yesterday as I was werping."

Werp by Floonmane July 20, 2022

Werp 

Basically a word you use when you feel slightly confused about something somebody said specifically said via text message.

Person 1: "So basically quantum computers are machines that manipulate bits into one or t-"

Person 2 :"Werp?"

Werp by Jakovage April 16, 2019

Werp 

To drop something while walking and bend over to pick it up, only to be awkwardly, accidently humped by the person who was walking behind you but not paying attention.

You drop your pencil in a hallway while your friend is walking behind you. You stop to pick it up as he "Werps" you in your behind.

Werp by Kyon The Bro November 13, 2011

werp 

a really fat person. a word to substitute any noun in a sentence.

look at that werrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. that chic is a werp. oi werp shut the fuck up!

werp by alex peppy p March 23, 2008

werp 

werp (nown) dirt, rubbish, infection, junk, nonsense and pretty much everything else of that ilk.
werpish (adjective) scruffy, dirty, bad, too cold, too hot, smelly etc.

I woke up feeling distinctly werpish. I went to the bathroom and looked at my tongue. It was covered in werp. I felt sick and werped all over the basin. When my wife saw this she went into a real werpy mood. I rang my daughter and she was sympathetic but had problems of her own. Her partner, an amicable and unwerpish person, could not start his car because of a werped out battery. So he took her car which left her to walk to work in very werpish weather.

werp by Wallace 1 December 24, 2008