Bartholomew 

A friendly, inquisitive alligator, he spends time in Palm Beach, hanging around with royalty, notably The Viscount. His spectacles give him a scholarly look, but his teeth are real.

Bartholomew lay next to The Viscount and waved his tail at Sabi, with all in the party basking in the sun.

Bartholomew by chasebetterthanone July 19, 2012

Bartholomew 

Pronounced: Barthla--umm-Barthomaul---umm. Bar-tholo-mew

1.) a Biblical name, which is often miss pronounced by girls who are otherwise pretty and smart but still play stupid, little pigs (and I mean that literally).

2.) brother--I mean, sister, I think--of Marcellus and Amadeus (for AMADEUS refer to "1")

3.) a word that people who have names like "Victoria" and still choose to shorten them (to, for example, "Tori") would have difficulty pronouncing.

Tori, which is just a random name, cannot seem to say Bartholomew (Instead, she says, Barthla--umm-Barthomaul---umm. Bar-tholo-mew etc.), or say four letter words, in anger, without making everyone say, "Aww, she's so cute when she's pissed off."

Bartholomew by Lindon April 17, 2007

Bartholomew 

Someone who is straight and is not maidenless

Person 1: did you know that Bartholomew is straight and is not maidenless

Person 2: Ratio

Bartholomew by Jonathan Jeff April 11, 2022

bartholomew 

idk some kind of seggs position

toss her up n hit it call that a bartholomew

bartholomew by ur dads lover September 5, 2022

Bartholomew 

bartholomew aka bart is a nice but also dirty minded coll guy he is easily trusting and easygoing person

hey look it's bartholomew

Bartholomew by ddffffeerf April 14, 2021

Bartholomew 

An absolute lad. Always has cracking banter wherever he is. Generally has short dark hair and a throbbing large penis. Usually laughs during funerals.

Look at that inconsiderate asshole laughing at the back there, he must be a Bartholomew.

Bartholomew by Bent Spoon March 28, 2019

Bartholomew 

When something is just crazy idk

Bro that shit was mad Bartholomew!

Bartholomew by Bartholomew Makaveli May 16, 2022