dankwich 

A bacon,egg,cheese,steak, ketchup, salt, pepper, and tobasco sandwich on a perfectly toasted bun. The dankwich is said to be something of a legend but it is no myth...it is for real and it is most scrumpously prepared at a deli in Fairfield County. It is basically the closest thing to pure bliss that god put on this earth.

Hey dude, lets go get a dankwich because god wanted everyone to enjoy the gifts that he put onto this earth.

dankwich by Liam Boho December 24, 2008

Dankwich 

The Dankwich is a high-quality sandwich consisting of tuna on wheat bread. Often times, there is also lettuce, tomato, cucumbers, some olives, spinach, salt, pepper and oregano. And lots of olive oil. This famous recipe is known to have been created by a certain individual in North Carolina. It has since been heard being said in the Midwest, most notably around St. Louis, Missouri.

Remember kids, if it ain't high-quality, it ain't a dankwich...


Jimmy John's Employee: Hi, would you like to try our special today, the ultraviolet booty sandwich?
You: Um, yes please. I'd love a dankwich.

Dankwich by Room308IsThatTruth February 17, 2009

dankwich 

an egg salad sandwich that is especially dank, especially as a drunken midnight snack.

Dude we are really drunk, lets make dankwiches!!!

dankwich by Austecoleris November 11, 2008

Metal Danwich 

This is an act just like the metal dan but includes at least 5 people or more.

Two of the five proceed with the act of the metal dan while the other three get onto there hands and knees proclaiming dog sounds and fingering each other.
Once the first two have nearly finished prep for the metal dan the other three join in one atop the sholders of another and the last raping the bottom person holding up the other then cutting off his testicles while still inside the other.
The one atop the sholders then proceeds to skull fuck him.

Me and my buddies are all gonna go out and do a metal danwich, wanna come?

Metal Danwich by Meatpizzaman August 3, 2016

danwich 

A hot dog with the works (hold the relish - absolutely NO KETCHUP) that includes a generous layer of Italian beef. This recent phenomenon began in downtown Chicago's West Loop and is served to order by several establishments, feeding dozens of hungry locals, daily.

Aay der bud! Howabouta danwich!

danwich by gravity82 October 21, 2010

Danwich 

1) When guys tag team a chick.
2) At sausage parties when one chick gets drunk and horny a party, Multiple guys have sex with her also known as trained

"How come you didn't tag me in that danwich last night you slut baby?"
"Bro, we had the hugest danwich ever, shoulda been there dink."

Danwich by BabyDanwichMaker December 20, 2008

Danwich 

A surprise threesome with women obsessed with young men named Dan.

Did those two have a Danwich last night?

Danwich by DeFaDa January 18, 2017