Skip to main content
When you get a wedgie in your vagina so you have a vegie
Person 1: Oh my god my vagina is getting a wedgie

person 2: You mean a vegie? sounds painful
Vegie by WholesomeSeahorse June 22, 2020
Australian Slang, originating at Auburn High School: A highly idiotic person. A person in a trance like state of stupidity.
"Look at this vegie", "This vegie thinks he's smart"
Vegie by ZachDaGoat June 6, 2024
I’m gonna vegie my ears so it’s easier to pierce them.
vegie by vegie_tales April 16, 2026

Vegie Hedgey 

The act of a vegetarian giving a head job.
man michael got a vegie hedgey off jade!
Vegie Hedgey by jkjkjkjk121 October 20, 2010

vegie monster 

A vegie monster hated character on the TV show Seasame Street. He was made so children could eat more vegies and he replaced the cookie monster. This caused an outrage and little children rebelled against vegetables which backfired their cause for the vegie monster. The vegie monster got fired and little kids all around are still eating cookies and getting fat.
vegie monster by Cl Rodden February 24, 2011