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a crazy alcohlic german that loves bier more than he loves his mom. loves to party and fuck hoes. also a member of the 3Gs a top secret society.
garth, you are an alcoholic
garth by deutsche land July 9, 2006
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1. A wide space \ Garden
2. Someone who is fit \ sexy.
3. A good friend.
1. have you seen the size of my garth?
2. My god, that's garth.
3. Yeah, he is garth.
Garth by ThE_WiLkStA April 14, 2006
is a funny, unique character, puts the G in gangster, or thug, has a big *ick to keep his pants from saggin, is part of the 3G'S a top secret service, well respected. Loves banging doggystyle. Likes rap, drum & bass, trance, kunt, azz, bj's , anal foreplay, gettin blown, garth is a mutha effin rockstar.
Oh my, garth your so huge!!

Cynthia: "Hey!!! whos that cute gay boy?"
Crystal: umm that would be Garth.
Cynthia: wow is he ever cute.
Crystal: yeah isn't he ever cute.
Cynthia: would you?
Crystal: ive already been there girl. Hes hung like a horse!!!
Garth by kum*Star June 21, 2010
To excessively rage at something that shouldn't be raged at
"Oh no, he's going to do a Garth at that game again"
Garth by Cameroon Baxter November 11, 2014
A slightly heavy male who likes holding people down and spanking them!!
OMG Look at that Garth holding down that poor little girl
Garth by the one who was spanked August 14, 2011
A lazy old man that gets joy from yelling at children, usually over dramatic and often is balding or far to stressed out over nothing.
person 1: "Jeez, that guy really needs to calm down."

person 2: "I know right? He's such a Garth."
Garth by 1029384756g December 3, 2011