Vacuuming 

An implications tha you have had or are on shrooms

I was vacuuming yesterday
Man I've been vacuuming for like three hours

Vacuuming by km_McBam April 5, 2008

vacuuming 

masturbation with a vacuum

why is there white stains on the vacuum?
cus james was vacuuming himself

vacuuming by craig March 12, 2003

Vacuuming 

During the action of Vacuuming, a man sticks a vacuum rod up the woman's genitals and sucks as much juices as possible. The woman also must be on her period to really get the blood. After the vacuum makes the woman is bone dry, the man takes the bag out of the vacuum and drinks the liquid.

"Hey, I'm really glad we were vacuuming last night. It tasted like bloody honey"
"lets do it again some time."

Vacuuming by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

vacuuming the duck by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job

I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
..

So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

vacuuming the carpet by FatherTimeWarp November 27, 2011

Vacuuming the lizard 

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

Vacuuming the lizard by Spambo April 1, 2009

vacuuming the backyard 

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess

I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!

vacuuming the backyard by Trevyamo August 15, 2023