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douchebagical 

Adjective

1. Used to describe a young adult male so astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces that it must be the result of magic.

2. Much rarer, used to describe a young adult male who is astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces, who also happens to be a trained Magician.

magical douche bag

Douche bag + Magical = douchebagical
Q:Remember that English guy stumbling along the Canal in Amsterdam, yelling and spitting and throwing his empty beer bottle into the water?

Reply: Yeah, he thought very highly of himself.

He was such a douche.

He was douchebagical.
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douchebolical 

How can you vote for that racist, fascist, douchebolical dung monger ‽

douchebagalicious

the act of having unrelenting douche bag-ness physically descending from you.
gosh dan, stop being so douchebagalicious and get outa this club
douchebagalicious by badass-inator December 24, 2010

douchebagicity 

the art of being a douche.the general essence of a douche bag
I think you're mistaking courteousness for douchebagicity
douchebagicity by fred dugan April 20, 2008

douchebagian 

Ruining the end of a movie for someone is very douchebagian.
douchebagian by douchebagologist August 31, 2010
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026