Strepcock 

When a girl with strep throat gives a guy a blowjob.
Another version of this is 'strepemocock', which involves the same situation, but with a couple of emos.

The boy went to her house, little did he know he was gonna end up with strepcock.

Strepcock by I don't remember February 24, 2007

Stopcock 

What you want to do with a shemale to keep her penis in its zipper.

The shemale is going to fuck you with that if you don't put stopcock to good use.

Stopcock by Solid Mantis September 6, 2018

stopcock 

Device in Chemistry or other science classes to restrict or allow the flow of liquid in a lab. However in OLCHS it is now the funniest word at the time. It is used in anyway that fits. Mostly used around immature teens such as myself.

Hey watch your stopcock its getting that liquid everywhere.

stopcock by itsame May 25, 2004

stopcock 

Someone who inhibits another person's game, thus lowering his or her chances to beat it up. Synonym of cock block or baller block.

George: "Hey honey. I have a favor to ask you."
Sally: "Anything for you, dear."
George: "Yeeeeah...so...would you mind putting a good word in for me with your little sister? I saw her sitting by the pool the other day in her bikini, and DAAAAAMMMN was she lookin' fine! I'd give anything to tear that ass up!"
Sally: "George, I'm your wife!"
George: "OK, fine, I'll let you hold the camera. While you're at it, tell your friend Tammy to come over too. I'd love to get her lipstick on my dipstick."
Sally: "Well I never!"
George: "Oh come on, honey, stop being such a stopcock! Hey, where's my dinner?"

stopcock by Nick D October 11, 2005

Streptocirematoza 

It's an virus created by cmendina dublim witch started on January 2020 and killed millions of people

Streptocirematoza

Streptocirematoza by Memezarti January 24, 2020

Sleepcocking 

Verb: The act of awaking from a long dream of dick sucking, and a cock is in your mouth.

I can't believe Holly sleepcocked last night! Oh, she gets caught sleepcocking all the time.

Sleepcocking by Mcshakey September 27, 2010

strep cock

Any colony of drug resistant staphylococcus bacterium, such as USA300 (staphylococcus aureus), infecting the male genitalia.

A trip to the doctor confirmed that no amount of Methicillin was going to cure the case of strep cock he got from that hooker last week.

strep cock by BigDaddyFatSlacks January 18, 2008