unitard

An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.

That unitard is always changing his favorite team.

by psychmajor92376 August 2, 2006

unitard

part unicorn and part retard!!!!!

my hair looks unitard today!!!

by thechickwhidoesntusenames December 14, 2006

Unitard

A moron with a University degree

George Osborne thinks he know sums but nonetheless he's a bit of a unitard.

by Ostercy February 21, 2011

Unitard

a one-piece, full-body suit reminiscent of pajamas you wore when you were 1, which became an early 2007 fashion phenomenon sweeping the closets of hipsters and pseudo hipster debutantes alike.

Did you see Atticus' unitard? I so want one to wear under my designer frock.It will cover EVERYTHING.

by CherCa February 21, 2007

unitard

Someone a little bit special...needs, but with a horn.

Ralph: "Look at me, I'm a unitard"

by Greeneyedjunkie February 19, 2007

Unitard

When someone does something so singularly retarded it is unlikely to be repeated. A person who is a pinnacle of retardedness (i.e. unique retard).

Clarence just got caught looking at porn on his work computer. What a unitard.

by Kwame Beauvais January 29, 2009

unitard

A person who uses unicode letter replacements in order to be cool in the online word. These people also usually think they can hack, but have never written a line of code in their life.

₤ãώđ　 Øf　 βГăıń　 ∑ă╥ıй 　ζǿmβìέš　　　is a perfect example of a unitard

by bentangle January 27, 2009