bristolized

Bristolized ~ Verb:

Resembling or embodying the destructive nature of races at Bristol Motor Speedway and Dragway.

My car was bristolized in a fenderbender.

My face was bristolized by the wonderful sunny weather.

I am gonna bristolize your face with my fist.

bristolized by lee trout August 25, 2006

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Bristoled

The act of becoming severly intoxicated while at Bristol Motor Speedway. Typically accompanied with vomitting, random acts of tomfoolery and belligerent outbursts of profanity.

While watching the race in Bristol, Frank the Tank began showing signs of being bristoled. Drink stains on the shirt, graphic sexual conversation with the hired bartender and an unwillingness to cooperate were all clear signs of being bristoled.

Bristoled by Bag King November 21, 2010

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bristoled

getting knocked up as a teen

man have you seen cindy lately? shes looking like she got bristoled!

bristoled by massacard June 16, 2009

Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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