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SnatchMaster 

n., gym machines for leg exercises. Known in the fitness industry formally as "hip abductor" and "hip adductor," the user is seated, either with pads between the knees or knees beween the pads. Legs are spread as wide as possible and then brought together while user encounters weight resistance from the machine. Frequented almost exclusively by women club members who appear to find the exercise rewarding, presumably because of superior lower-body strength.
"Every time I come to the gym, there's Ms. Thunderthighs, flapping away at the SnatchMaster."
SnatchMaster by Manalto December 23, 2013
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snatch blaster 

an individual (usually a male) known for not only intercepting and appreciating ones snatch, but for literally blasting it with a huge load, skeet skeet, blasted in that snatch.
"yo did you see how crusty tiffanys cunt was, her man must be a mega mega snatch blaster."
snatch blaster by sideshow slim November 29, 2009

snatchalater 

A guy who asks for a bj and promises to give
you oral in return, but never does.
Ed didn't return the favor last night. He's such a snatchalater.
snatchalater by Darrenteed June 9, 2007

snatchmaster 

me on your mom's hairy ass snatch
me: i splooged all over jimmy's mama's hotbox last night

other kid: you are the snatchmaster yo!
snatchmaster by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026