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Someone who strives to be the absolute worst at life. A sad, pathetic individual who opens his mouth way too frequently. Generally posts like a retard in order to attract the most attention to his moronic self and declare the most "pwnage".

A lover of young boys, lying out of his ass and cock.
Stop loving boys like Searyx.

The only person worse at life than you is Searyx.

Searyx by Anonymous September 26, 2003
Pathetic; lifeless; egocentric; live in parent's basement; non-working; uneducated; shit-talker; nothing to stand on but the value of "drivel" one can spew.
1. Dude, why you gotta be such a Searyx?
2. Dude, stop Searyx'n on me.
Searyx by Searyx's mom August 27, 2003
Related Words
Searyx
noun: someone who smokes cock on a daily and wacks off with Cheetos laden fingers.

Adj. a word to measure the total gayness of someone or something.
noun: Searyx loves children and his body is a naturally formed beanbag for the little kiddies to lay upon.

Adj: You have Searyxian cock smoking abilities, here's your dollar.
Searyx by Anonymous August 23, 2003
God, like if this board needed another searyx
Searyx by Joe August 22, 2003
Searyx loves fritos after sucking a dick.
Searyx by SearyxLicksBalls August 18, 2003
An ass muncher who sucks at life and plays the game Everquest
Searyx: H4H4H4H4H4, I jUS S0l0Ed a GiMpZoR WeSt WaStE DrAgOnZ im UbAH 1337!!!!!!1111!!!!!
Searyx by Anonymous November 6, 2003
Goddamn Searyx loves the goat dick.
Searyx by C-Rix August 19, 2003